bluerneth:

remember when spongebob met the arctic monkeys

(Source: fukgrl)

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

This was from like the 70s or 80s too. Marvel knew what was up.

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" I love that quote

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

(Source: bowlingforsoup)

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: oreoofficial)

suspend:

HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

vriskaserket-homestuck:

How to put the fun in funeral

vriskaserket-homestuck:

How to put the fun in funeral

(Source: rocknrollercoaster)

(Source: teenugher)

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

australiansanta:

pikasafire:

rockpaperhamburger:

This pie chart sums up 2014 as of today, May 1.

The most depressing pie chart I’ve seen today.

now it’s flipped

(Source: seinfeldtv)